The Evil Eye of the Golawspel Monster
/Date: Septuagesima
Text: Matthew 20:1-16
We give thee but thine own, whate'er the gift may be;
all that we have is thine alone, a trust, O Lord, from thee.
May we thy bounties thus as stewards true receive,
and gladly, as thou blessest us, to thee our first-fruits give.
And we believe thy Word, though dim our faith may be;
whate'er for thine we do, O Lord, we do it unto thee.–Robert Schumann
Please pray with us. Dear Lord, Our very small rural church ministers to well over 1500 individuals and families every week from all parts of your world. Our own personal needs are few and we thank you for what we have received. We ask, Oh Lord, that you guide those souls who participate with us in our sermons and Bible studies, to guide a portion of their fruits to support our ministry in the proclamation that Christ is King. We give thee but thine own, whate'er the gift may be; all that we have is thine alone, a trust, O Lord, from thee. AMEN
Christ's Glory Now Shining in the Word
/Date: The Transfiguration of Our Lord
Text: Matthew 17:1-9
Christ Begins His Priestly Work
/Date: The Purification of Mary and the Presentation of Our Lord
Text: Matthew 8:1-13
Cleansed From the Leprosy of Sin
/Date: Third Sunday After Epiphany
Text: Matthew 8:1-13
Glory
/Date: Second Sunday After Epiphany
Text: John 2:1-11
The Righteous Baptized for the Unrighteous to Fulfill All Righteousness
/Date: The Baptism of Our Lord
Text: Matthew 3:13-17
Out of Egypt I Have Called My Son
/Date: Second Sunday After Christmas
Text: Matthew 2:13-23
God in Human Flesh: All Things are Right with the World
/Date: First Sunday After Christmas
Text: Luke 2:33-40
The Song of the Angels
/Date: Christmas Eve
Text: Matthew 1:18–25
Beware of the Self-Righteous Bearing Schmooze
/Date: Fourth Sunday in Advent
Text: John 1:19-28
Christ Won the War, Repent
/Date: Third Sunday in Advent
Text: Matthew 11:2-10
Most Interesting Baby Shower
/Date: Second Wednesday in Advent Service
Text: Luke 1:39-45
Assurance Amidst Terrifying Texts
/Date: Second Sunday in Advent
Text: Luke 21:25-36
Long Live King Jesus
/Date: First Sunday in Advent
Text: Matthew 21:1-9
Not Predestined for Wrath
/Date: Last Sunday of the Church Year Service
Text: Matthew 25:1-13
Ready and Prepared
/Date:Twenty Fifth Sunday After Trinity Service
Text: Matthew 24:15-28
Qualified and Transferred
/Date: Twenty-Fourth Sunday After Trinity
Text: Matthew 9:18-26
Flexing on Death
/Date: All Saints Sunday
Text: Matthew 5:1-12
FOR Those Who Believe
/Date: Reformation Sunday
Text: John 8:31-36
God Hasn't Promised Candy
/Date: Twenty-First Sunday After Trinity
Text: John 4:46-54
